To holla or not too holla...

So I was in the the unemployment office. (Don't judge me, and you already know the story lol)
Anyway this dude started to holla at the secruity guard. Why would you even waste your time she knows you aint got no job. Well ths what I thought from my observant eye she was loving it and they exchanged numbers. Booooo! Woman complain about the shit that men do , but at the end of the day blame ya girl who will accept it. For every horror story you hear about a dude theres a woman who's like "yeah thas my booboo"
But this little story got me to thinking of the worst places that a man could holla at a woman.
In no particular order.

At the unemployment office. Please don't spend ppls tax dollars on your first date too Applebees

On the communion line. You are about to receive Jesus you should not be looking to increase your followers on twitter.

Do not stand in front of the ladies bathroom at the club. She either has to do number 1, number 2, throw up, adjust make up. Dudes let it happen. I've seen a woman almost pee on herself cuz some clown wouldn't let her go to the bathroom.

At a funeral. Unless both parties are not close to the deceases. I.e If both parties are thee just for moral support then it's ok. If you are a paulbearer or someone who is carrying the body you have to STFU.

If you have exchanged numbers at a location with three different woman you should chill out. Especially with twitter being so big woman can find out quickly who's doing what and with whom

At a hospital. You don't know what she is therefore. This is how deceases get spread.
At the family reunion. Dude shes your cousin I don't care how far removed. All these dumbass kids we got running around her is from cousins humpin.
At the drive thru- If you are working keep it movin. Take the order do your job. If you are ordering why slow up fast food cuz u trying to get ya dick wet.

The waitress doesn't want you she's looking for a tip.
The stripper doesn't want you shes looking for a tip.
The bar tender doesn't want you she's looking for a tip.
The girl scout doesn't want you , buy cookies fool.
The girl doesn't want you she's looking for new Twitter followers
The girl with the tongue ring, tattoo on the back, licking her lips, and who you saw just made out with 4 other guys, that's the girl for you.

Save all the good girls for me ;)

WOW

GTFOH. You've got to be kidding me. I swear there has been no President that people have tried to capitalize on. Chia pet seriously. The last President's name was Bush, if anyone needed to be a plant it was him.

Inspired Badu

Sick ending

Kool Aid

I just got done watching the new Erykah Badu, and I figured it would be a good time to talk about my site. The whole kool-aid thing has to do with the old saying "don't drink the kool-aid. Which of course is based off the Jim Jones mass suicide incident. (Look it up)
Well anyway. I do drink kool-aid sometimes. I'd love to be the dude that knows everything, but I am not. I'll be writing more on this subject b/c I feel it's my weakness. But with more knowledge I look to change this. Below you'll find some info on groupthink. Something that helps churn the kool-aid factory.

Groupthink is a concept that was identified by Irving Janis that refers to faulty decision-making in a group. Groups experiencing groupthink do not consider all alternatives and they desire unanimity at the expense of quality decisions. Learn more about groupthink and then complete the interactive exercise at the end of the discussion.

Conditions	Groupthink occurs when groups are highly cohesive and when they are under considerable pressure to make a quality decision.
Negative outcomes	Some negative outcomes of groupthink include: Examining few alternatives Not being critical of each other's ideas Not examining early alternatives Not seeking expert opinion Being highly selective in gathering information Not having contingency plans
Symptoms	Some symptoms of groupthink are: Having an illusion of invulnerability Rationalizing poor decisions Believing in the group's morality Sharing stereotypes which guide the decision Exercising direct pressure on others Not expressing your true feelings Maintaining an illusion of unanimity Using mindguards to protect the group from negative information
Solutions	Some solutions include: Using a policy-forming group which reports to the larger group Having leaders remain impartial Using different policy groups for different tasks Dividing into groups and then discuss differences Discussing within sub-groups and then report back Using outside experts Using a Devil's advocate to question all the group's ideas Holding a "second-chance meeting" to offer one last opportunity to choose another course of action

I like the video. Kool-aid kills people. You didn't know?

New Coffee New Tea- Same great bullshit

http://coffeepartyusa.com/

So now we have the other side. The Jacob vs The Smoke Monster ( for my Lost ppl)
So now there is beef with with coffee and tea

Which one are you?

Direct TV

pay attention to how the cable guy hits the button

RIP Michael Jackson

Seriously some funny shit.
MICHAEL, DID U FUCK DE PIKNI DEM!!

AHHHHH

This is something I like to do from time to time. I stumble on to these crazy videos from Youtube.

Hope you enjoy. I like then end when he pops a kernel. Good times

Work

So today I finally handed in my letter of resignation. I am officially done with the company. 6 years goes by really fast. I am sad because it didn't happen on my terms. I didn't get a chance to say good bye to some people who really influenced me. I didn't get to steal my laptop. (Bastards)
Yo to be honest. Being this little black boy in corporate America I had no idea what i was doing. I didn't even wear a suit to my interview. My first X-mas party I just hung out at my table because I knew nothing about mingling. Yeah I was on my deer stuck in the headlights mode for awhile. Thankfully they took me under their wing and helped a brotha out. I needed the polish. Your talking about a man who wore the white athletic socks with my dress shoes. In fact I would sag my pants a little so that my socks didn't show while I sat at my desk or in meetings.
I was so unprepared for corporate setting that I had 5 dress shirts. My favorite was this blue oxford shit that I wore for so long it got ashy. Oh no we couldn't afford dry cleaning. lol

Ok this story seems like its a hard luck. By no means is it a bad thing. I've come along way. I have so much further to go. So this is an open invitation to something new. My adventure now takes a turn. I'm supposed to do something amazing so let's see what it is.

Is this thing working

Ok I think this is my first post. I just lost my blog virginity. Reminds me of when I lost my realvirginity. Very awkward but it felt good. Not sure what I am doing , but with lots of practice I can get better. Welcome to this site. I am not sure where I am going with this thing , but please bare with me.