So this job thing is taking longer then expected. Thank you baby Jesus for unemployment. But still I'm not trying to be that dude that's just living off of that. I'm actually way behind in my life plan and need to start making outside the box.
So here's a few career options.
Beverage Delivery guy- I've seen these guys and they are always happy. Plus I would imagine it's pretty simple just deliver and stock the stuff. Downside I dunno how much they get paid. Also who wants to deliver that shit when it's cold outside. If I delivered beer I'd try and find away to steal it. I'd get caught and that would be then end of that career.
Avon rep- It's all sales. Yo who wouldn't buy from me. I have a face people besides my mother love. And I can make reccommendations like "This smells good on you" or "This will really bring out your eyes" and of course this closes the deal "It's amazing I didn't think you could look more beautiful" Hell yeah ladies moisturizers, smell goods, and they have clothes. Fellas we got you too aftershave, deodorant, and of course I can give the insight on special gifts for the ladies. I mean nothing says I love you more then a whole bunch of Skin-So-Soft.
Pimp- This intrigues me cuz I think it's all about managing people. I mean I did a good job with the interns. Well not that you can compare interns to hoes. Well actually come to think of it you can. Work for nothing, no benefits, people trying to get whatever they can out of you, and I was like the protector. Yes I have transferable skills I can be a pimp. I would run things differently at The International House Of Worsd'oeuvres. (IHOW). Each hoe would be treated like a bottom bitch. We would have a metrics system in place to compare hoes. Full benefits 401k, dental, vision, and day care. I'd also like to have stock options. I'd cultivate a work environment where everyone felt part of the IHOW team. The most important thing any leader can do to create a motivating environment is to make sure the work every member of the team is doing is strategic. That is, the work is important to the success of the business.
Well I'm still in the research phase of all this. I will certainly let you guys know what I chose. Until then I'll keep looking.
